What If Toys Could Talk?

If toys could talk I think I would take a trip into the past and become a little kid all over again. I would go home and find all the toys I played with when I was younger and just talk to them all day and night. My toys would probably become an essential part of my life in some way. I might carry one around in my pocket to ask questions randomly or for advice or maybe just when I need someone to talk to. I also would keep a few of my toys just for the purpose of remembering certain things so I could recall information just by asking them what I needed. Who would have thought that talking toys would make someone's life easier? I certainly would not. During my free time I would probably act no more mature than a kid and have my toys fight each other except now they would be able to fight because they could talk in their fights. They would be able to cuss, yell, and argue thus deciding who really wins the fights I make them have. When I first find out that they could talk though I would have to explain why I deserted them in the first place. I would tell them that I moved on to things that were more entertaining like people that were able to actually talk back to me at the time. If the toys became annoying though I might have to put them away somewhere so I could not hear them be irritating. I'm sure a lot of the toys would not have too many nice things to say to me since I left them and all though. I would mostly talk to the toys that were made to be intelligent because they would be made with some preset information relating to themselves and I would remember what they tell me because it may be something I could use later on in my life. I might also try to take some tips from some of the toys because they were made to be the best at what they were. I would go and find my sister's toys and ask them on advice on different things as well because they would know what is best; an example would be relationship advice. Finally, if toys could talk I would have my other friends get their toys and we would all have a huge fight or battle because we could and the toys would argue through to decide who wins. It would be very entertaining.